Ralph's Movie Reviews: CHICKEN LITTLE

Saturday, November 19, 2005

CHICKEN LITTLE

Animated children’s story

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Zach Braff: Chicken Little
Garry Marshall: his dad Buck Cluck, a former high school jock
Joan Cusack: Abby “The Ugly Duckling” Mallard
Steve Zahn: Runt of the Litter, a friend who’s very much into music
Amy Sedaris: Foxy Loxy, all-star school athlete
Dan Molina: Fish Out of Water
Don Knotts:Turkey Lurkey, Mayor of Oakley Oaks

REVIEW
The movie will never become as popular as the old classic story despite the fact it has been brought up-to-date in a more modern setting.
From the reaction of the audience it seems your satisfaction with the movie is inversely proportional with your age: the little tykes loved it, their parents less so. The frantic pace, too much time spent at the ball game and the absence of any adult-only humour makes it a bit of a drag.
Suggestion: send the kids with their baby-sitter and pick another movie for yourself.

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my ratings system

I've always thought that telling too much about a movie or warning someone about a "twist" at the end deprives the person the pleasure of seeing it as it unfolds, so I don’t do it. You may not always agree with my rating of course, but at least it is an unbiased opinion unlike some of the full time professional reviewers who are on the studio’s payroll.

A few movies you won’t see any review from me:

Scary movies: I’m the world’s biggest chicken and just hate getting the crap scared out of me. I can handle an unexpected door slam, that kind of thing, but a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat…not for me. Sorry.
Movies geared to the young teen and pre-teen crowd with dialog comprising mostly of crude remarks, awful jokes and lots of rude, socially unacceptable body noises. "The Spy that Shagged Me" comes to mind. (I wonder if the kids know what the British verb to shag someone really means? They probably do; I bet you it’s the parents who haven’t a clue).
Sometimes Hollywood gets on a roll and they produce a series of movies that are all very much alike. For example movies about the CIA were very popular and so we had The Bourne Identity and Bad Company and The Sum of All Fears. They all had the same basic theme and it becomes repetitive. I will see some, but not all of them.

FYI this is my rating system:

0 stars = Terrible: so bad it’s not worth talking about; in fact, I’d pay you not to go
= Lousy: I actually got up and walked out before the end it was just that bad (no kidding)
= Not so good: thought about walking out but hung in just in case it got better (but it didn’t)
= A so-so good movie: I enjoyed it somewhat but wasn’t all that crazy about it
= A really good movie: I recommend seeing it
= An excellent movie you just got to see! I suggest you put it on your "To Do List" it’s that good.

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