Ralph's Movie Reviews: CELLULAR

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

CELLULAR

Thriller

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Kim Basinger: Jessica Martin, high school science teacher
Richard Burgi: her husband Craig
Chris Evans: Ryan, a beach bum
Jessica Biel: Ryan’s ex-girlfriend Chole
Jason Statham: Ethan, leader of the bad guys
William H. Macy: Sgt. Bob Mooney, 27-year veteran of the Los Angeles Police Department
Noah Emmerich: Jack, LAPD detective

REVIEW
This is one of those films that can go either way. Some people will get a kick out of the action packed thrill of the two opposing forces coming together in a show-down. Others because of several gaping holes in the plot (which I won’t mention because that would spoil things) will find having to suspend disbelief to that extent just not worth it.

I’m somewhat in between so for me it was a good movie and one I’d recommend going to see.

CLASSIFICATION

for violence, terror situations, language and some sexual references.

FOR NITPICKERS ONLY
When Ryan is talking to Chloe he’s carrying his cellular in his left hand; the next shot with him claiming innocence holding both hands up in front of him now has the telephone in his right hand.

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my ratings system

I've always thought that telling too much about a movie or warning someone about a "twist" at the end deprives the person the pleasure of seeing it as it unfolds, so I don’t do it. You may not always agree with my rating of course, but at least it is an unbiased opinion unlike some of the full time professional reviewers who are on the studio’s payroll.

A few movies you won’t see any review from me:

Scary movies: I’m the world’s biggest chicken and just hate getting the crap scared out of me. I can handle an unexpected door slam, that kind of thing, but a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat…not for me. Sorry.
Movies geared to the young teen and pre-teen crowd with dialog comprising mostly of crude remarks, awful jokes and lots of rude, socially unacceptable body noises. "The Spy that Shagged Me" comes to mind. (I wonder if the kids know what the British verb to shag someone really means? They probably do; I bet you it’s the parents who haven’t a clue).
Sometimes Hollywood gets on a roll and they produce a series of movies that are all very much alike. For example movies about the CIA were very popular and so we had The Bourne Identity and Bad Company and The Sum of All Fears. They all had the same basic theme and it becomes repetitive. I will see some, but not all of them.

FYI this is my rating system:

0 stars = Terrible: so bad it’s not worth talking about; in fact, I’d pay you not to go
= Lousy: I actually got up and walked out before the end it was just that bad (no kidding)
= Not so good: thought about walking out but hung in just in case it got better (but it didn’t)
= A so-so good movie: I enjoyed it somewhat but wasn’t all that crazy about it
= A really good movie: I recommend seeing it
= An excellent movie you just got to see! I suggest you put it on your "To Do List" it’s that good.

some favourite websites

For those into it, Nitpickers at

has more movie mistakes than you could ever imagine. My contributions can be seen if you check out the Nitpickers Registry and click on the link Nitpickers Listed by Nitpicker Number, select the group 45,401 - 45,500 and drill down to number 45411. Although I have 56 nitpicks to my credit, some have almost 2,000. You wonder sometimes where they find the time to do it.