Wednesday, September 27, 2006


No stars


Hilary Duff: Tanzie Marchetta, daughter of the very rich owner of a cosmetic company
Haylie Duff: her sister Ava
Maria Conchita Alonso: the family maid
Also starring Anjelica Huston, Brent Spiner, Lukas Haas, Marcus Coloma: I have no idea who they are playing because I didn’t stay long enough to see them.

Sometimes you know right off the bat: this is going to be one lousy movie.

I stuck it out for five minutes (but not before the couple sitting in front of me got up and left) until I realised this one is geared to Hilary Duff fans. No one else could sit through such poorly acted, over-the-top, unreal, silly dialog for all 1½ hours. And why would you want to?

The zero stars rating I’ve assigned it says it all: “I’ll pay you not to go, it’s just that bad!”

should be rated STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS

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