THE SECRET OF THE GRAIN

Original title: La graine et le mulet
In French with English subtitles

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Habib Boufares: 60-year-old Slimane Beiji
Bouraouia Marzouk: his ex-wife Souad
Farida Benkhetache: Slimane’s daughter Karima
Hatika Karaoui: Slimane’s lover Latifa
Hafsia Herzi: her daughter Rym

REVIEW
We all have busy lives and have to budget our time. One thing I suggest you should do today is stay away from this movie. It is terrible and such a waste of time.

Shot entirely with a hand-held camera (and not a very steady one at that) it moves at a ponderous pace with long, interminably long, takes. Patience (lots of it) is an absolute requirement for viewing as nothing it seems has been edited out and we get to see the film just as it was shot.

At the risk of giving away the plot during the 45 minutes I sat through the film the following transpired: an old-time employee is told he is to be laid off, he talks with some buddies on the wharf, visits his ex’s place, visit’s his daughter’s place, goes home, visits his lover, has a beer and then back to his daughter’s place.

The two principal subjects of conversation were about fish and the toilet training of the man’s 2-year-old granddaughter; both bore me to tears.

I haven’t got time for this. Few people do.

CLASSIFICATION
for brief sexual situations.

P.S.
Four people before me and three others left when I did; each of us forsaking the $11 spent to see the film. At that rate the theatre would certainly be empty before the end credits.

I checked it out and the film runs for over 2 and a half hours!

SAVAGE GRACE

Fact based drama

BACKGROUND
In 1909 Dr. Leo Baekeland developed the first plastic ever, which he named after himself. Bakelite was used for its electrically non-conductive and heat-resistant properties in radio and telephone casings and electrical insulators. It was also used in such diverse products as kitchenware, jewellery, pipe stems and children's toys. It made the inventor very rich.

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Julianne Moore: Barbara Baekeland
Stephen Dillane: her wealthy husband Brooks
Eddie Redmayne: their 20-something-year old son Tony
Elena Anaya: his girlfriend Blanca

REVIEW
At the risk of giving away the plot any story about the incestuous relationship between a mother and her son to “cure him of his homosexuality” will probably be of interest to very few. Even if it is a true story.

I didn’t know anything about the main theme so I hung in as long as I could even though three people left the theatre before I did. Never a good sign.

CLASSIFICATION
For whatever reason the film does not have the usual MPAA rating so I gave it my own based on scenes of full frontal male and female nudity and several sex acts (both heterosexual and homosexual).

BRIDESHEAD REVISITED

Drama

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Matthew Goode: Captain Charles Ryder, official war artist
Patrick Malahide: his father
Ben Whishaw: an Oxford student, Sebastian Flyte
Emma Thompson: Sebastian’s mother Lady Marchmain
Hayley Atwell: her daughter Julia
Ed Stoppard: her son Bridley
Michael Gambon: her husband Lord Marchmain

REVIEW
With uncompromising attention to detail (costumes, makeup, hair etc), lush settings, great cinematography and stellar performances nobody does period pieces better than the British. Sometimes called God's Own County, the Yorkshire County of Northern England has never looked so good.

Despite covering a period of some twenty years or so, the manner in which the flashbacks are handled makes it easy to sort out. Fans of this genre will not mind the fact it is a tad too long at 2 hours and 13 minutes.

CLASSIFICATION
for for some sexual content (very little I might add).

P.S.
Dipsomania: from the Greek dipsa thirst + the Latin mania which means “compulsive thirst”. This medical term is used to describe the uncontrollable craving for alcohol.

MAMMA MIA!

Musical comedy

F.Y.I.
A married couple, Agnetha Fältskog and Björn Ulvaeus, went for a holiday on the island of Cyprus with friends and fellow singers Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad. Just for fun they began singing together on the beach and were invited to perform as a group for the United Nations troops stationed there. They came up with the idea of having the group’s name as an acronym of their first names: Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni-Frid. And so ABBA was born and their songs went on to top the charts worldwide from the mid-1970s to the early 1980s.

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Meryl Streep: single mother Donna Sheridan, owner of a small B&B
Amanda Seyfried: her 20-year-old daughter Sophie
Pierce Brosnan: businessman Sam Carmichael
Colin Firth: British banker Harry 'Headbanger' Bright
Stellan Skarsgård: Swedish adventurer and author Bill Andersen
Dominic Cooper: Sophie’s fiancé Sky
Julie Walters: Donna’s longtime friend Rosie, a cookbook author
Christine Baranski: another of Donna’s friends rich three-time divorcée Tanya

REVIEW
Anyone who has ever hummed one of the ABBA’s big hits will revel in hearing them sung amid the glorious setting of a lovely Greek island. Someone has wisely chosen to not change the musical arrangement from the original hits so they sound right. The additional songs first heard during the stage performance of Mamma Mia! fit in beautifully, not surprising given that Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus collaborated to write them. Unlike some musicals where the songs seem to come from out of nowhere, these all meld in as part of the story narrative.

Given that the main reason everyone shows up is to celebrate a marriage, it is not surprising there’s a lot of joy and happiness throughout the movie. And some funny bits along the way.

Although Meryl Streep started her career as a singer, I cannot recall any previous role in which she sang. Consequently her singing talent came to me as a surprise. Perhaps you could quibble about the cast selection, that there are younger actors\actresses around, that there are better singers. Fine. But that doesn’t take away from the fact the ones in the movie do a heckuva job and that’s enough for me.

The dance numbers are well staged with unbounded energy, the costumes are great, the acting uniformly excellent. In short, it’s a must-see movie and a lot of fun.

CLASSIFICATION
for some sex-related comments.

FOR NITPICKERS ONLY
 Donna attempts to repair a broken shutter using a cordless drill. Trouble is she’s forgotten to put a bit in the chuck.
 While trying to fix the crack in the ceramic floor Donna snaps off the end of the tube of caulking. Moments later when she stands up and points to something with the caulking gun, the white end of the tube has been magically restored.

P.S.
Stick around for the end credits, it’s worthwhile.

By the way it’s rare that I plan to go see a movie for a second time. This is one of them.

THE DARK KNIGHT

Action\adventure

F.Y.I.
The Fulton surface-to-air recovery system was developed by R. E. Fulton for the United States Central Intelligence Agency (the CIA) in the early 1950s. Designed for retrieving people on the ground (or in the water) the first step was sending up a self-inflating balloon with a lift line attached to it. A specially equipped aircraft would then snag this line and haul the person up.

The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (commonly referred to as the RICO Act or simple RICO pronounced as ree-ko) is a United States federal law enacted in 1970 that provides for extended penalties for criminal acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. It was intended to make it easier to prosecute crime figures who were members of groups such as the Mafia.

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Christian Bale: billionaire Bruce Wayne (aka Batman)
Michael Caine: the family butler Alfred
Heath Ledger: criminal mastermind The Joker
Gary Oldman: Gothman City Police Department Lieutenant Jim Gordon
Aaron Eckhart: District Attorney Harvey Dent
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Assistant DA Rachel Dawes
Morgan Freeman: Wayne Enterprise's resident inventor Lucius Fox

REVIEW
Two thirty-two. Remember that number. That’s how long you have to sit in your seat to see the entire movie. Not everybody will want to set aside two hours and thirty-two minutes to watch a film that soon becomes repetitive: fast-paced action, great special effects, quiet time, fast-paced action etc. Only the truly dedicated fan of Batman will put up with being held captive by at least 45 minutes too long in order to be there for the ending. With some editing to come in under two hours it gets another star.

Although based on a comic book hero, the horror factor has been upped to the point many will be frightened with some of the images (I was) and the degree of violence including the terrorising of Gordon’s children can be unsettling.

The music is an important element throughout the movie. This is Hans Zimmer at his best. Speaking of best: the performance by Heath Ledger as the Joker is bound to be an Academy Award nominee.

CLASSIFICATION
for intense sequences of violence and some menace.

FOR NITPICKERS ONLY
 While zooming in towards the black building in the opening scene the roof top of the adjacent building is brightly lit with strong shadows. The POV changes to the black building looking out at the roof top but now the sky is overcast.
 Although no one approachs the televison set in the basement meeting place it changes location slightly when viewed from different points of view.

P.S.
Gotham City looks a lot like Chicago: multiple bridges across a downtown river, an elevated transit system (Chicago calls theirs the “El”), a place for the performing arts on a main downtown street called the Harris Theatre and an edifice just like the Chicago landmark called the One North LaSalle Building.

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

Action adventure

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Brendan Frasier: Professor Trevor Anderson
Josh Hutcherson: his 13-year-old nephew Sean
Anita Briem: mountain guide Hannah Ásgeirsson

REVIEW
Summer time brings warm weather, lovely bright days and lightweight inconsequential movies that requires no more of us than to sit there and be entertained. This is one of them.

For an hour and half we are taken along on a ride from one crisis situation to another. But the parties involved don’t seem to feel the sense of doom and handle each problem with aplomb and adeptness few of us have mastered.

As would be expected the special effects are first rate. But the rest of the movie is not.

CLASSIFICATION
for intense adventure action and some scary moments (particularly in the 3D version).

FOR NITPICKERS ONLY
 When I visited the country a couple of years ago, I learned that Iceland is the only remaining patronymic society in the world whereby a person’s last name is based on the first name of his or her father. For example the offspring of Pétur Marteinsson would have different last names: his son’s last name would be Pétursson (the son of Pétur) and his daughter’s last name would be Pétursdóttir (the daughter of Pétur). So someone named Hannah Ásgeirsson would be the son of Ásgeir and Hanna definitely is not a man.
 An initially stationary object, which is allowed to fall freely under gravity, drops a distance that is proportional to the square of the elapsed time. Expressed mathematically then for time t the distance travelled d = ½gt2 where g is the gravitational constant of 32 feet per second per second. The flare dropped by Trevor took 3 seconds to hit the object below. He tells the others that is 200’ below them whereas it is only 144’ based on the above formula.
 Then the professor compounds his error by saying, “That’s equivalent to a 26 story building”. GPS analysis of downtown high-rise buildings indicates that, on average, the ground floor of a building is 15’ high and each floor above is 13’ high. So a 26 story building would be 15’ + 325’ = 340’ high not 200’. Even in a city with a low-height limit such as Washington D.C. it would be 65’ higher than his 200’.

P.S.
5000 Iceland Kronur is worth approximatly $65.

BEFORE THE RAINS

Drama
In Malayalam and English with English subtitles.

BACKGROUND
Beginning in the 16th century several European countries started arriving as traders in India. By 1856 most of India was under the control of the British East India Company. A year later, a nation-wide insurrection of rebelling military units seriously challenged the British company’s control. As a consequence India came under the direct rule of the British Crown as a colony of the British Empire. During the first half of the 20th century the Indian National Congress and other political organisations launched a nation-wide struggle for independence. Starting in the 1920s a movement led by Mahatma Gandhi saw millions of protestors engaged in campaigns of civil disobedience. It was not until 1947 that India gained independence when it was partitioned into two dominions, India and Pakistan. Three years later Indian became a republic.

PRINCIPAL CAST MEMBERS
Linus Roache: British spice entrepreneur Henry Moores
Nandita Das: Sajani, the family’s housemaid
Rahul Bose: Henry’s right-hand man T.K. Neelan
Jennifer Ehle: Henry’s wife Laura

REVIEW
A beautifully photographed period piece set in India in 1937 with particular attention to the costumes. There’s nothing wrong with the pacing or the length of the movie. The acting is fine but the story is just a variation of one we’ve all seen before. Consequently not too many will put it on their “must-see” list.

CLASSIFICATION
for violent content and a scene of sexuality.

F.Y.I.
Malayalam is the language used predominantly in the Southern India state of Kerala. It is one of the 22 official languages of India and spoken by approximately 36 million people.